Mike Parker

From MGM 2018:

Mike Parker

Mike has been a part of the Metal Gear Marathon for longer than he cares to remember. During all that time he has learned three important things: This year Mike will be trying to bury his onion and caffeine-related demons of the past, and is looking forward to bringing home a win for the Twin Snakes in the highly anticipated rematch of the Metal Gear Solid 1 race.
 * 1) Team Chaos are not to be trusted. Team Order are no better. Only through accepting the guiding words of the infallible prophets of Team Prime Number can the way forward be truly shown.
 * 2) Spicy peppers may hurt on the way in, but that is nothing compared to the punishment they inflict on the way out.
 * 3) If you truly want to see what man’s spirit is made of, force him to play a card game based off of a stealth action video game franchise from start to finish, even if that takes him longer than a calendar day.